Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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