:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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