i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
birth control should be required to get into college
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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