my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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