Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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