My room smells like vodka and shame
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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