More tranny stories later!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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