stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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