She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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