Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
this will be a night to untag.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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