Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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