on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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