mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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