I hate all girls vehemently.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
