We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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