yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I am available for nakedness
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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