Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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