He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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