so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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