1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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