I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It's rum buckets o'clock
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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