I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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