what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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