everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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