I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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