that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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