What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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