The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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