just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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