Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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