my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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