so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You were trust falling into bushes
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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