So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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