I think I died a long time ago.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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