So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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