so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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