also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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