Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
