gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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