fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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