her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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