Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Will exercising make me less horny?
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