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Another day, another engagement, another cat
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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