no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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