so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I think people are normalizing furries
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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