i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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