He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
