The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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