Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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