im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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